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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bogthing
vesper-of-roses

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

bf and i talk about this a lot the other day i used the word ‘duplicitous’ and he was like ‘see this is why we work together’
shoutsindwarvish
lizardsister

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

lizardsister

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

lizardsister

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind

lizardsister

sub plots of the movie include him learning who he thought was a woman he previously had relations with is a trans man now and powers teaching him the ways of picking up women & powers learning he has a daughter from one of his many escapades who's accidentally followed in his footsteps to also become a spy. the two have to team up and powers struggles being a father after being absent for so long, but eventually it's revealed his daughter is a lesbian and they bond over their mutual love of shagging women

the only joke made in regards to the trans man's gender is powers going "you're a man now? now that's groovy, honey! sorry, is it still okay to call you honey?"

lizardsister

the trans man is revealed from powers learning about bisexuality and lamenting that he could've also been shagging men this entire time, only for the trans man to be like "well...."

instead of the usual awful transphobic joke of being disgusted powers is instead ecstatic that he's already had relations with another man and that the pressure is already off for future encounters

lizardsister

there's a mid credits scene of him celebrating his first planned encounter with a man and him making a comment about how he's finally been with "both" genders, where he's then informed of non-binary people existing and how there's a whole world of genders for him to explore and it freeze frames on his shocked but absolutely delighted face

so distracted by lemme she/them titties that i literally cannot finish reading the post. will come back to this later i should not have read this at work. the RESTRAINT to not lose my shit over that lime austin powers find later
sleepnoises
6qubed

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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phoenixavalon

@nightcrawler-fan

6qubed

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

backdropkid

ok but that’s actually canon

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raeloganthesonic06fangirl

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You forgot this one

love calvin’s dad calvin and hobbes comics long posts qu